Friday, May 02, 2003

vOkay, this is the last and final post of http://www.exploding_toast.blogspot.com. Very sorry, people, but an incident happened with Ale oops, mustn't SAY THE SCHOOL'S NAME!! But, let's just say, this high school insist certain sites made by students of my school have endangered ourselves... **starts grumbling** EVEN 4182 IS BEING SHUT DOWN!! **screams so loud** Okay, well uh, I am starting a new site, so all of my usual visitors, there will be an email for you with the new URL. (And, yes, people at the certain high school which I will not mention, this will be an "appropriate site". But I'm not posting it here so you can't get mad at me for it... tee hee **starts giggling because she's not in danger of getting expelled anymore**) Yes, yes, I WAS IN DANGER OF EXPULSION!! BUT NOT ANYMORE!! **insert evil laugh**


Okay, this is the last and final post of http://www.exploding_toast.blogspot.com. Very sorry, people, but an incident happened with Ale oops, mustn't SAY THE SCHOOL'S NAME!! But, let's just say, this high school insist certain sites made by students of my school have endangered ourselves... **starts grumbling** EVEN 4182 IS BEING SHUT DOWN!! **screams so loud** Okay, well uh, I am starting a new site, so all of my usual visitors, there will be an email for you with the new URL. (And, yes, people at the certain high school which I will not mention, this will be an "appropriate site". But I'm not posting it here so you can't get mad at me for it... tee hee **starts giggling because she's not in danger of getting expelled anymore**) Yes, yes, I WAS IN DANGER OF EXPULSION!! BUT NOT ANYMORE!! **insert evil laugh**

Thursday, May 01, 2003

Here we are at the library. again. I think the guy next to me is amazed at how fast I type... **gasps and points at counter** oh dear God!! WE HAVE MORE THAN 2000 HITS, BABY!!

**sighs** Thank God Jeremy knows what I'm talking about... He does a cymbal missing, and it isn't the ride, it's the crash... I knew that it was too small to be a crash cymbal... **trails off, mumbling things that people, unless drummers, aren't able to understand.

Hmm. After looking, I cannot find the Saves The Day CD that was here a few weeks ago. Hmmm... Maybe the lady has it behind the counter... Oh well. I still need to return the Foo Fighters CD...

**gasp** Gaaah!! JOEL!! LOOKING!! SO HOT!! I just found some pictures of GC from their Girls and Boys video **dies** Tee hee. Paul is being kissed by a couple of grandmas on the cheeks. He looks like he doesn't mind...

Uh oh, theres's some confusion with computer fourteen...

Time is up... **waves** Type to you in an hour!! (or more. or less...

Wednesday, April 30, 2003

Okay, uh, written yesterday:

Field trip today.

  • goton the bus
  • found out CD player's batteries ran out
  • was forced to have contact with others...
  • got off bus
  • waited and stared at other school children...
  • were stared back at.
  • watched this show (uh, crazy parrot, flipping babboon, turkey vulture who liked the sun, fox that liked to ride around on people's shoulders, crocodile who didn't do much, snake, and other things, I think,,,)
  • took a tour. This is when I find out there are no giraffes. But there are camels. And llamas.
  • get back on the bus
  • go to a park.
  • ate my lunch
  • watched the guys ride this thing. You hold a handle, and it slides while you hang onto it, so if you don't let go when you come to the end, you get a slight jolt as you hit it. Or the force of the jolt throws you off.
  • watched the guys fly off the jungle gym while playing with the thing.
  • ran around like an idiot (literally)
  • did two push ups with Stephanie
  • chased a butterfly.
  • did another two push ups
  • climbed a tree.
  • attempted to climb down the tree
  • got stuck. and scared to come down again.
  • got yelled at for climbing tree
  • faced fears and jumped off the tree (from a terrifying height of about three feet...)
  • landed with no bruises.
  • ran back to the other side of the park with Kathryn.
  • climbed on the jungle gym.
  • got in line for the swings
  • got impaitient and started using the swings intended for three year olds...
  • found out my (and Stephanie's, for she was sik of waiting, too...) ass actually fit on the swing and started, well, swinging.
  • my ass's circulation got cut off... use your imagination...
  • got back in line for the regular swings
  • argued with Michael on who was first, me or Ferdinel
  • got pissed at him and refused to take the place after he found out I never even had a chance on the regular swings...
  • climbed on the other jungle gym
  • pretended to drive on the fake steering wheel thing they put there
  • pretended to be the bus driver by turning around and yelling, "NO WAVING!"
  • climbed off jungle gym
  • got back on the bus
    went back to school
  • waited with the inhabitants of the bus I was on for the other bus
  • amused myself with the skateboarders skateboarding in the school driveway (who weren't even allowed to be there...)
  • contemplated with Elizabeth and my teacher... he he... whether any of them are cute or not... they weren't.
  • my teacher made the skaters leave.
  • I told Elizabeth we should push them off their boards as they go past us
  • Elizabeth and Stephanie look for a stick we can throw in their way... evilness...
  • bus comes
  • get to class...

    And then we worked on our posters. I hid a GC symbol on the poster... Alyssa will love it... tee hee.

    **sighs** I have forgotten my Math workbook and Social Studies book in class. I needed them...

    **gasps oin horror** LIA!! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR DIARY!! **screams** NoOoOoOoOoOoO!! not 50 Cent!!! He scares me...

    Okay. bye. I'm going to the lubrary Thursday, so long post then. **waves** Byyyyye!

    Uh, written now:

    GASP!! Michael has written a song!! HmMmM... wonder what it's about? He won't show me the lyrics yet.

    Victor is now Rachelle, Abegail's, Stephanie's, (and Jason's and Michael's, but we won't get into that) and my pimp. But I still like the chair more than I like him. And I don't like the chair.

    I walked around the mall near the preK teacher's house with my mom. Just walked. And stuff. I still do not understand why I can't have a bass guitar. I mean, screw lessons, if I can just have the guitar... I'll probably end up teaching myself because I'm lazy as hell...

    Did anyone else notice that Jeremy's kit was missing it's ride cymbal? Or was it the crash? No, wait, crash is b9igger than the ride... So it's the ride... I know it's not hi-hat... Yes, I'm a freak for knowing all the parts to a kit and not knowing how to play at all... I mean, drummers in our class don't know any of the parts except the drums itself (tom toms, bass, snare, and floor tom/tenor drum)...

  • Monday, April 28, 2003

    Oh, fuck. I can't register at bandname.com because it needs a registration fee... hey, it's only six bucks, but I can't buy anything online...

    Hey, this is crap, I gotta go now, definitely willbe a much, much, MUCH longer post tomorrow... THANK GOD!! JESSICA!! WE MiSsEd YOU!!

    Saturday, April 26, 2003

    you are a squrriel you are very playful and you
    like to be with your buddies!


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    I AM A SQUIRREL!!

    My cousin's over. I'm bored as hell yay. Hungry too. Haven't had breakfast yet. Huuuuuungraaaaayyy...
    Tee hee My hair looks pretty good today (for once, mind you... ^_^) I wore a headband to sleep, and when I woke up, I brushed my fringe in front of my fore head again. They came out all straight!! WHEEE!! So now I have this "Look at me, I'm a Maya Ford/Donna F. poseur!! SLOOBY!" look on.... YAY!! I feel so special...

    Friday, April 25, 2003

    GODAMMIT!! This always happens. Every other Thursday (when our housekeeper comes) my CDs are ALWAYS messed with. Oh well. I just fixed them.

    It is the last day of vacation (not counting weekend) and I have still not done my homework. I have two workbook pages to do, and a page of English. Not that bad.

    I think my sister's watching insect porn. I swear, I saw these two ladybugs... doing... things to each other when I walked by the television...

    YouWon
    Wow! You know the basics about Good Charlotte,
    pretty good! you are a true fan!


    Do you REALLY know Good Charlotte?
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    Joel looks high...

    You are My Friends Over You. Lovers are hard to
    keep up with..and hard to get away from.


    Which New Found Glory Song Are You?
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    My sister is scaring my cat, Pickles, with her scary hip hop music. She's scaring me, too...

    Thursday, April 24, 2003

    Well, I got ten more minutes until my time is up. This really nice boy (about nine or ten) is sitting next to me) ^_^ he's so nice ^_^...

    Oh well. He left. I'm wearing my GIR shirt. and my Tsunami Bomb pin. LOVE IS DEATH!! **insert evil laugh** Well, that's what the pin means anyway...

    **does a Moose Club salute** BYE PEOPLE!!
    **gasp of horror** GAAAAAAAAAHHH!! I CAN'T COPY AND PASTE ON THIS THING!! EVIL!! **taps side of monitor** please?

    Well, I had a quiz result I wanted to post but because of something, I can't post it here. Stupid space bar. STOP CLICKING!!
    At the libary, our housekeeper is at the apartment and I don't really like being there when she is. So we're (me and my sister) are at the liary. I just borrowed the new Foo Fighters CD, One by One. They didn't have that Saves the Day CD like last time, so I settled for One By One.

    Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. My sister's signing with a new username at neopets.com again. She can't because we realized her email isn't on that computer... Ah well. I just told her to go surfing on the net, looking at goodcharlotte.com, she is. She changed her mind. She's at bored.com now. She actually thinks she won something. So gullible, she is.

    GODAMMIT!! My sister just sprayed Febreze or whatever all over the place... Eyes ITCHY as hell...
    Slooby. I drew a lot of band logos on my lages last night. It was the GC thing, Sum 41, Tsunami Bomb, and New Found Glory. I wrote Broken Princess on there, too, but not a logo or anything (broken tiara). And then I drew a whole mess of Sloobies. And then I wrote, NO, MISTER KITTY, NO!! on my leg under Broken Princess.If you didn't know, that was a quote from Cartman (South Park, you dolt) from the episode Cat Orgy. His mom had given him a pot pie and his (girl) cat kept meowing at him. After he screamed NO MISTER KITTY NO!! at her, he says THIS IS MY POT PIE!! Okay. So now you know it.

    Wednesday, April 23, 2003

    DUDE!! I just saw Liam Lynch's video for United States of Whatever again, I SO WANT THAT LONG ASS SCARF HE'S WEARING!!
    Deryck Whibley was an evil bitch when he was 17... Nah, I'm just kidding, I just saw the thing on him on MTV and stuff... Cool things he did... I'd want to be his friend in high school...
    Below is the reason I will not be posting as much as I do on vacations. Thank you all, and good night ^_^
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: hey lauren
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: are you doing anything tomorrow
    FeArThEpApAyA: Hi **waves again** no
    FeArThEpApAyA: why?
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: you wanna do something tomorrow?
    FeArThEpApAyA: sure
    FeArThEpApAyA: like what
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: like mini golfing?
    FeArThEpApAyA: **shrugs** I'm crap at that
    FeArThEpApAyA: but then again, I'm crap at almost everything
    FeArThEpApAyA: ^_^
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: i also wanna invite liz but then shes not online
    FeArThEpApAyA:
    i think i have her number
    FeArThEpApAyA: i also know where she lives
    FeArThEpApAyA: how about seeing anger management?
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: oh okiie
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: but i dont know if she wants to go
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: ive seen that already
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: hehe
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: ^.^
    FeArThEpApAyA: I'll call her once I get offline, I'm going to put this on my site so i won't tell you her number over the IM
    FeArThEpApAyA: Okay
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: okay...
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: hehe
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: but uMm, can you leave your phone line open??
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: fer once
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: lol
    FeArThEpApAyA: be quiet...
    FeArThEpApAyA: sure, whatever
    FeArThEpApAyA: once I get offline
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: k
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: whats your number again?
    FeArThEpApAyA: 785-1612 (screw it, they don't know the area code)
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: ill call ya later
    LiLxMiZuNdAsToOd: leav yar phone line OPEN
    FeArThEpApAyA: I WILL!! **and then I'll clean my room, mother...**
    FeArThEpApAyA: this what I get for never picking up the phone...
    ^_^ **smiles evilly like mad** This post is dedicated to PAUL THOMAS from Good Charlotte. Why? Because he needs the love. He is always the one overlooked, and as he says, "I'm the bass player. No one ever has a crush on the bass player," I am here to prove him wrong **likes the special feeling of defiance**


    "Billy drives like an old grandma."

    "Cash? He's a...um a pit bull?"

    "Watch out I might have rabies!"

    "You have beautiful handwriting..."

    "How you doin' babygurl?"

    Person: "Can I have a hug?"
    Paul: "Only If I can hug you."


    Paul: "Here ya go." *Hands a signed picture*
    Person: "Spank you."
    Paul: "SPANK WHAT?"

    Person: "Do you know that you're in the best band in the world?"
    PAUL: *Nods* "I know."

    "You look familiar."

    Paul: "St. Paul is not gay!! He's very, very straight."
    Aaron: "Ok, buddy, whatever you want to believe."
    Paul: "You're really starting to hurt my feelings."

    Paul: "Do you know whos dog this is?"
    Person: "Um... no?"
    Paul: "Its Madonna's hairdresser's dog!"

    "Are you sure you're not from Waldorf? I swear I've seen you so much before."

    "I'm the bass player. No one has a crush on the BASS player!"

    "People always ask me for a 'Paul Hug'....what the heck is a 'Paul Hug'?"

    "I dropped an anvil on Benji."

    Interviewer: If you couldn't be in a band, what would you do?
    Paul: I'd be a farmer.
    "Don't get it wrong, we all hate their dad."

    "St. Paul is not gay! He's very, very straight."

    THE QUOTES BELOW ARE FROM THE YOUNG AND THE HOPELESS

    "I wasn't popular in school. I liked to pretend I was, and I would go sit with the cool kids. Then they'd tell me to go fuck myself, and I would realize what a loser I was."

    "You know what toy I wish I still had? Nintendo Techmo Super Bowl. I was the fat kid growning up, and when you're the fat kid, you love video games. And Twinkies."

    "I used to take piano lessons when I was a kid. One time, I farted during a lesson, and my teacher never came back to my house."

    "I met this girl once, she was an awesome boxer. She always came out of fights clean. Then I found out that she wasn't exactly a girl..."

    "This cute girl tripped me in the hall back in high school, and everyone thought it was funny. So, the next day, I tripped her on her heels and I don't know what happened to her. I think she died... I don't know."

    Paul: Dude, I never drink beer. Never.
    Joel: You just did.
    Paul: Oh.

    "Barbies? No... I never played with Barbie dolls..."

    "Look, I know a crossdresser when I see one." (on Justin Timberlake)
    I was watching Courage the Cowardly Dog a while ago. I forgot how funny the show was. This episode was about the dragon trying to eat Muriel and then cried because he didn't know how to fly and then he found out he wasn't a flying dragon and was a swimming dragon and stuff...

    I can't get Mosh Pit of One out of my head now... Mosh! pit! o-oooof oooo-one... Don't get too excited don't jump the-e gun...

    Man, I really do need to go to Michael's or Jackie's or Alyssa's... get everything right and stuff... But curse my laziness... (hey, it's easier than actually doing stuff...

    MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! prettiful new (well, not really, they formed in 1998) all girl punk band.... Honey Rocket (and Trezzy herself assures you guys there are no explicit pictures (ie boobies)on the site."

    rubber!
    Rubber!


    What Braclet are You?
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    **looks at television in disgust** WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING!? Maybe I shouldn't have left Cartoon Network on... Stupid Looney Toon Babies show...

    Watermelon
    Watermelon: Lets just say southern hospitality


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    You know, if you leave Cartoon Network on in the morning and don't change the channel, a lot of crap comes on.

    Tuesday, April 22, 2003

    Mosh Pit of One

    It really does suck when no one knows who you are
    Local bands rock, but not yet a rock star
    You want to be known but only four people do
    Not such a big deal, at least you still got your crew

    You hold your first show, only three people show up
    Halfway through the first song, two attitudes blow up
    two thirds are not your fans, they get up and leave
    the one true fan is left, you can hardly believe

    Mosh pit of one
    don't get too excited, don't jump the gun
    she's rocking out real hard
    she's loving it
    even though no one else gives a shit

    You dedicate your last song to the chick in front
    Play the best song you have just for her

    Mosh pit of one
    don't get too excited, don't jump the gun
    she's rocking out real hard
    she's loving it
    even though no one else but the band gives a shit

    Everyone knows you now, you've signed with a label
    Reminisce about your days when no one knew who you were
    Remember the first fan who got the word out?
    She sees the thank yous and she screams and she shouts

    Mosh pit of a thousand
    But it's not your favorite show
    Ya liked it better when it was just the one
    they're rocking out real hard
    they're loving it
    and the band totally does give a shit

    See her in the front row, pull her onstage
    she pretends to be real shy
    Few seconds later she's singing along
    So much for the personality lie!

    Mosh pit of one
    don't get too excited, don't jump the gun
    she's rocking out real hard
    she's loving it
    even though no one else gives a shit

    **fades out**

    NEW SONG!! YAY!! Okay, my viewers are my witnesses. I anyone steals this song, I can sue them for copyright laws!! YAY!!


    My sister says I sound like Maria Andersson from Sahara Hotnights. Kick ass, 'cause she rocks...

    You're not a dancing hampster! you're a consumer whore!!
    You're a Consumer Whore! Go You!


    Which one of Tami's dancing hamsters are you?
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    I AM CONSUMER WHORE!! SLOOBY!!

    Shirley Temple
    Shirley Temple


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    Eaaaatiiiiing aaaanoootheeer looooollipoooooop, I am.


    You're "Ready to Run." You may want to
    settle down some day, but all you want right
    now is to have fun, isn't that what life is all
    about?


    Which Dixie Chicks Song Are You?
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    My mom has all of their CDs. Might as well.

    Lollipop...stuck...between teeth... heeeeeeelp...

    WHAT THE HELL!!??? MY SISTER SWITCHED TSUNAMI BOMBV FOR FRICKING TLC!!! She's so damn messed up, she is...

    LoserPunkerPunk: hey
    NFGsInMyCloset: hi
    LoserPunkerPunk: what's up?
    NFGsInMyCloset: not much
    LoserPunkerPunk: fun fun
    NFGsInMyCloset: yes, I can hardly contain myself
    LoserPunkerPunk: *scratches her nose* (ooooooh ahhhhhhhh)
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: do you wsh you were an oscar meyer weiner?
    LoserPunkerPunk: not WISH, WSH
    NFGsInMyCloset: welll... not really. I don't think being eaten would be very fun. Sure, people would love me, but, I'd be a hot dog.
    LoserPunkerPunk: yeah taht's true
    LoserPunkerPunk: the feelign of teeth soinking into your flesha dn slwoly tearing you apart most likely isn
    LoserPunkerPunk: t pleasent
    NFGsInMyCloset: yes. and being smothered in ketchup wouldn't be, either.
    LoserPunkerPunk: ugh
    LoserPunkerPunk: or relish or mustard... they smell bad
    LoserPunkerPunk: and being slowly turned on a grill
    LoserPunkerPunk: man, hot dogs have a hard life
    NFGsInMyCloset: **sympathizes hot dogs**
    LoserPunkerPunk: yep
    LoserPunkerPunk: we should start a 'hot dogs are people too' club
    NFGsInMyCloset: we should. my sister says hi
    LoserPunkerPunk: hi sister
    LoserPunkerPunk: i bought a sid vicious t-shirt today. *dances* and a pistols poster. *dances some more*
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol, and have a new sex pistols icon
    LoserPunkerPunk: yep
    LoserPunkerPunk: *dances even more*
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: tra le la le la, la de da de da DAAAAAAAAAAAA
    NFGsInMyCloset: randomness is good.
    LoserPunkerPunk: yes, yes it is. *bonks a blue badger*
    LoserPunkerPunk: ew, i just remembered what bonk means
    LoserPunkerPunk: ewwwww
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: beastiality is wrong children
    NFGsInMyCloset: **nods**
    LoserPunkerPunk: mmmmmmmmmmhm
    LoserPunkerPunk: muffins
    NFGsInMyCloset: blueberry muffins.
    LoserPunkerPunk: mmmmmm yeah
    LoserPunkerPunk: i like watermelon lollipops
    LoserPunkerPunk: on a trampoline by the lake
    LoserPunkerPunk: in saskatoon
    LoserPunkerPunk: i think i'm rambling
    LoserPunkerPunk: what do you think?
    NFGsInMyCloset: not really
    NFGsInMyCloset: but we should start
    LoserPunkerPunk: ok
    LoserPunkerPunk: i once knew a girl........ and she had eyebrows
    NFGsInMyCloset: did she have eyes?
    LoserPunkerPunk: yep
    NFGsInMyCloset: interesting.
    LoserPunkerPunk: you know what i realised?
    LoserPunkerPunk: i understand (sort of) how my friend lee still likes that bitch who thinks nofx are emo
    NFGsInMyCloset: really? hmm.
    LoserPunkerPunk: because, i've been in love with one of my guy friends sicne the first moment i saw him, all my friends hate him
    LoserPunkerPunk: so it's sort of the same situation
    NFGsInMyCloset: OoOoH.
    LoserPunkerPunk: yeeeeeeeeeeeeah
    LoserPunkerPunk: penis!!!!!!!!!!
    LoserPunkerPunk: RETRACTED TESTICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NFGsInMyCloset: uh, yeah
    NFGsInMyCloset: Michael wrote penis really big on a sheet of paper and pressed it against the bus window once
    NFGsInMyCloset: people kept staring
    NFGsInMyCloset: he was going to write "help we're being kidnapped" but it was too much
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: awesome
    LoserPunkerPunk: but i have to go now............. mom wants phone........ i want to go upstairs and...... stare at the wall
    LoserPunkerPunk: so bye bye, talk to ya later
    NFGsInMyCloset: have fun. bye

    50 Cent is ugly. Yes, YES HE IS!! **insert evil laugh here** no sense denying it... He doesn't even open his mouth properly...

    TrulyAragorns: hullo, random person on my buddy list! You probably don't know who I am, as I don't know who you are >_< Are/were you a member of the Consternizing Community? Because I don't know how I got your screenname :-d
    FeArThEpApAyA: ^_^ yes, I am Starletx42
    TrulyAragorns: ah! I'm QtiepieChick!
    FeArThEpApAyA: oh, okay, uh, hi
    TrulyAragorns: mweehee!
    TrulyAragorns: *breaks arm* so, uh, how are you?
    FeArThEpApAyA: lol, fine, you?
    TrulyAragorns: sugar high. cookie doh.... 0_0
    TrulyAragorns: I'm just terrorising random people, and LOTRing. The usual.
    FeArThEpApAyA: updating every page on my site
    TrulyAragorns: you read LOTR?
    FeArThEpApAyA: I'm supposed to, I have the copy of all the books together, but I don't like carrying it around so I never got to reading it... ^_^*
    TrulyAragorns: Oh, really.. *shoves LOTR book into hands* Read it.
    TrulyAragorns: ^_^
    TrulyAragorns: seen the movie?
    FeArThEpApAyA: **resistingly** oh, fine... my friends keep bugging me about it...
    FeArThEpApAyA: yeah
    TrulyAragorns: good ^^ *has illegal TTT on dvd*
    TrulyAragorns: now, who do you think is the hottest?
    FeArThEpApAyA: notty notty **shakes head**
    FeArThEpApAyA: uh...
    TrulyAragorns: *pleasenotLegolaspleasenotLegolas* PLEASE! NOT! LEGOLAS!
    FeArThEpApAyA: I really like guys in rock bands... so I wasn't really looking at them...
    TrulyAragorns: EVERYONE! FANCIES! LEGOLAS! It is so annoying. He's a wimp with long blond hair who looks like a cheerleader.
    FeArThEpApAyA: lol, I don't really go for guys with pointy ears...
    FeArThEpApAyA: my mom has a big picture of him at her office
    TrulyAragorns: >_<
    FeArThEpApAyA: ITS BIGGER THAN MINE!!
    FeArThEpApAyA: sad, really...
    TrulyAragorns: mine likes Aragorn, Aragorn is my husband.That is sadder.
    TrulyAragorns: *drools over Aragorn*
    FeArThEpApAyA: lol
    TrulyAragorns: *_* Arryyyy...
    FeArThEpApAyA: Joel Madden, Jordan Pundik, and Steve Jocz for me ^_^
    TrulyAragorns: Polygamist, Arrykins is my only. :-p
    FeArThEpApAyA: tee hee, and Jordan is married to my friend Alyssa too, who's also married to Benji, Joels twin
    TrulyAragorns: that should make life interesting...
    TrulyAragorns: do the boys mind?
    FeArThEpApAyA: lol, and we're also rock stars in a famous band. Broken Princess. no
    TrulyAragorns: spiffy! interesting life you lead. all I do is get assassinated by Sauron.
    FeArThEpApAyA: lol
    TrulyAragorns: *eats pasta*
    FeArThEpApAyA: I had ramen soup a while ago
    FeArThEpApAyA: brb

    and then after I signed off, she ddid. Okay. Uh. Yeah.

    you aint no rapper!! what you tryin?? you just took
    dis cus you bored, right? well tats ok, cuz i
    only made dis cus im bored lol, but you should
    give rap a chance, dawg, you might like it!


    What kind of rapper are you?
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    I put this up because I wanted to see how illiterate people who like hip hop are (hello, flames...)



    What Neopets Petpet are you? Find out [here]

    Uh, okay. I never go to neopets anymore... all my pets are probably dead...

    Ouch you are the BOILING POTATO!! you are hot well
    really do want some lotion for that.. oww!


    What kind of potatoe are you?-wait for a liltle grass-hopper..shit!
    brought to you by Quizilla

    I AM NOW A POTATO!! WHEE!!

    Your the middle finger...your usually ticked off.
    your the rebel at school and your proud to say
    it. lets just say you probably use this finger
    most often too.


    What Finger Are You?
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    Tee hee. They spelled you're wrong.

    uhhhhhhhh
    CONGRATULATIONS!! UR NOT SHALLOW!!! ur actually
    worthy of living, and should keep up the good
    work.


    R U a Shallow Idiot That Should Be Shot in the Head?
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    ruh
    almost every1 likes ya.you have a annoying to
    earthfaerie5 twin.boy that blonde is always
    scared in a game.even tag!lucky i'm not
    identical.i have jet black hair.


    which girl or boy are you in my class?
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    Okay. Whatever **starts rocking out to Liam Lynch**

    Stop
    STOP
    Straight, and to the point. You say what you mean,
    even if you come off as bitchy. When people
    don't listen to you, bad things tend to happen.


    What's Your Sign?
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    You little punk, you. It's hard to decipher what
    kind of pajamas you wear...i see you sleeping
    naked!


    what kind of pajama pants are you?
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    **is scared for she has new stalkers**

    TrulyAragorns: hullo!
    FeArThEpApAyA: hi!!
    TrulyAragorns: I had to go have a bath >_<
    FeArThEpApAyA: OoOhh
    TrulyAragorns: *kicks baths*
    FeArThEpApAyA: evil things...
    TrulyAragorns: dispicable. work for Sauron.
    FeArThEpApAyA: ...and... JASON!! **dun dun dun**
    FeArThEpApAyA: Jason is my evil classmate
    TrulyAragorns: he works for Sauron.
    FeArThEpApAyA: I guess
    TrulyAragorns: *gives Jason a ''I Work For Sauron badge*
    FeArThEpApAyA: **pats him on the back**
    TrulyAragorns: ^_^
    TrulyAragorns: have you finished LOTR yet?
    FeArThEpApAyA: **shifty eyes** uh... no.
    TrulyAragorns: BAD! *spanks*
    FeArThEpApAyA: **winces**
    TrulyAragorns: *frowns sternly*
    TrulyAragorns: There's something crawling on my skin...I can feel it... *wince* But, there's nothing there. *slaps chin*
    FeArThEpApAyA: **itches**
    TrulyAragorns: Take your shoosies off!
    TrulyAragorns: O!
    FeArThEpApAyA: I'm not wearing any shoes...
    TrulyAragorns: Shake it shake it, move it move it...
    FeArThEpApAyA: uh. yeah.
    TrulyAragorns: *does little dance*
    TrulyAragorns: wanna cookie?
    TrulyAragorns: Aragorn thinks the soap doesn't taste nice in my cookies, but I think it gives it an extra zing.
    FeArThEpApAyA: lol
    FeArThEpApAyA: sure does
    TrulyAragorns: ^_^
    TrulyAragorns: who's your fav. character from teh LOTR movie?
    FeArThEpApAyA: hmmm... **thinks**
    FeArThEpApAyA: Merry and Pippin
    TrulyAragorns: You don't really have to ask mine >D
    FeArThEpApAyA: couldn't decide between the two
    FeArThEpApAyA: lol
    TrulyAragorns: I think Merry is the spiffier one, but Pippin's cute too.
    FeArThEpApAyA: ^_^ they're funny
    TrulyAragorns: ''What about second breakfast?''
    FeArThEpApAyA: lol
    FeArThEpApAyA: **shoves an apple into him**
    TrulyAragorns: Mm.. soapy cookie..
    FeArThEpApAyA: **mouth lathers up**
    TrulyAragorns: I remember once, me and my friend bought a cupcake from the school shoppy thing and it tasted like washing powder!! My friend through it at a lampost. it was so funny at the time!
    FeArThEpApAyA: lol
    FeArThEpApAyA: I'd throw it at innocent passers by... **is evil**
    TrulyAragorns: I think it was one of those times where you had to be there.
    TrulyAragorns: ^_^
    TrulyAragorns: *eats vitamin pill*
    FeArThEpApAyA: lol
    TrulyAragorns: do you say ''loll'' or ''el oh el''?
    FeArThEpApAyA: el oh el
    TrulyAragorns: I say loll.
    TrulyAragorns: you haven't posted on the CC for ages!
    FeArThEpApAyA: I know, and I feel sorta bad...
    TrulyAragorns: don't worry *huggle*
    TrulyAragorns: do you have the URL?
    FeArThEpApAyA: yeah, but I'm too lazy to go...
    TrulyAragorns: (http://pub175.ezboard.com/bconsternizingcommunity)
    TrulyAragorns: hehe, ok.
    FeArThEpApAyA: I g2g, in a few, by
    FeArThEpApAyA: bye**

    Monday, April 21, 2003

    Eh. Slooby. Lotsa quizzes for you!! WHEE!!

    Fuck you, fuck you, and you, over there..yeah, fuck
    you too.


    How Do You Use The Fuck Word?
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    YOUR CHRISTINE Barbie!!!!!!!!!!!


    What barbie are you?
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    Uh, okay.

    Yes, I DO consider two quizzes to be a TON!! YAY!!

    I'm starting to work on that poem/prayer for Alyssa. I won't post it here because I know she visits this sometimes. Tee hee. I don't know why I laughed ^_^

    **a bit later**
    I have written My finger itches --> on my hand. The arrow points to my finger. Damn, it itches.

    **even more of a bit later**

    Oh, dear God. I have now been scarred for life. I clicked a link and (unknowingly) found a picture of Sum 41 mooning the camera **with underwear, yes, but they were girly underwear... meaning, not boxers.**

    **later-er**

    I have almost broken my teeth biting the lollipop I was eating.

    **godammit, LATER, PEOPLE!(**

    My teeth are now stuck together because I broke the stick off and bit down on the hard candy, uh, hard. It is now hard to speak.

    LoserPunkerPunk: hey
    NFGsInMyCloset: **waves** hi
    LoserPunkerPunk: how is thee?
    NFGsInMyCloset: fine, thank thou very much
    LoserPunkerPunk: shhhhhhhhhhhh i have GREAT grammar!!!!!!!!!
    LoserPunkerPunk: what's up?
    NFGsInMyCloset: not much, don
    NFGsInMyCloset: 't**
    NFGsInMyCloset: have school all week
    LoserPunkerPunk: *gasp* lucky
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: i had it todaya nd i have it tuesday and wednesday
    LoserPunkerPunk: *dances* I'm meeting gob on wednesday!
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: and i found a sid vicious t-shirt!!!!!
    LoserPunkerPunk: *keeps dancing*
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol`
    LoserPunkerPunk: come on, join in the fun!
    LoserPunkerPunk: *dance dance dance*
    NFGsInMyCloset: **gives in and dances**
    LoserPunkerPunk: ps: my computer is slow and deserves a painful death
    LoserPunkerPunk: stupid computer
    NFGsInMyCloset: mine too
    LoserPunkerPunk: is it normal for a computer to take 5 minutes to load a page?
    NFGsInMyCloset: yes
    NFGsInMyCloset: at least normal for ours, I suppose
    LoserPunkerPunk: ugh
    LoserPunkerPunk: stupid stupid computer
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol but man, mine's being at least 8 times slower than it usually is today
    NFGsInMyCloset: OoOoOh
    LoserPunkerPunk: fucking piece of shit *long list of screamed swears aimed at computer*
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: grawr
    LoserPunkerPunk: heh, i'm revising a bunch of my songs....... fun.........
    LoserPunkerPunk: damned work
    NFGsInMyCloset: I haven't written some in a while
    LoserPunkerPunk: yeah, you in a band too?
    NFGsInMyCloset: yeah, but were a lazy bunch so we don't meet or anything, and I do most of the work
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: me and tizz haven't had a rehersal since... since... *blank look*
    LoserPunkerPunk: um...........
    LoserPunkerPunk: i know this one...........
    NFGsInMyCloset: and, technically, only two of the members know how to play their instrument...
    LoserPunkerPunk: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: sounds liek our band's history
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: i write songs, sing songs, come up with name, maintain site... and tizz..... tizz plays bass *solemn nodding*
    NFGsInMyCloset: write songs, sing, manage site, and make up suggestions for names and change my mind after a while
    NFGsInMyCloset: no one else but Alyssa does anything... she helps with the names
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: oh well
    NFGsInMyCloset: yep
    LoserPunkerPunk: the important thing is.... we'r ein a band
    NFGsInMyCloset: yeah. at least our self esteem's up a notch
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: yep
    LoserPunkerPunk: i got nothing else, so at least i'm in a band
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: mm i have chocolate. *happy dancing*
    NFGsInMyCloset: I need some. but I have a bag full of see's lollipops
    LoserPunkerPunk: ooooooooh
    NFGsInMyCloset: all the same flavor, too, vanilla
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: have you seen 13 Ghosts or Ghost Ship?
    NFGsInMyCloset: I rented Ghost Ship, but then my mom and sistewr ended up watching it when I was in my room. and then they returned it.
    NFGsInMyCloset: sister**
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol lovely
    LoserPunkerPunk: they're both made by the same company... no surprise. both have a naked chick, people getting cut in half, murderous ghosts, and only one hot guy (and they look suspiciously similar)
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: but then again........ they're both REALLY hot..... but the guy in 13 Ghosts is married..... stupid married hot guys
    LoserPunkerPunk: *mumble grumble*
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: oooooh simpsons are on!!!!!!!!!
    LoserPunkerPunk: *happy prancing*
    LoserPunkerPunk: oh god
    LoserPunkerPunk: it's been replaced by sports
    LoserPunkerPunk: fuck
    NFGsInMyCloset: **gasp**
    LoserPunkerPunk: guess i'm watching 13 ghosts for the 4th time
    NFGsInMyCloset: they always do that in place of good shows...
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: whoo-hoo for obsessive behavior!!!!!!!!
    LoserPunkerPunk: the chair keeps creaking when i lean back..... fuck that, no more balancing it on the back two legs...... stupid chair
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol, my chair doesn't creak, but maybe that's because I don't lean on it like you do
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: it stopped creaking...... i think it was a passing phase
    NFGsInMyCloset: guess it's got mood swings
    LoserPunkerPunk: ugh, there's this bitch at school, annie, and she's on of the biggest sluts i have ever met, she went out with my guy friend lee (who still likes her... i do not understand lee) and dumped him after like 3 days and then a week later she was going out with a new guy
    LoserPunkerPunk: and i ahte her
    LoserPunkerPunk: but ANYWAYS, she was looking through my CDs today.
    NFGsInMyCloset: and then?
    NFGsInMyCloset: but, wait, why did you let her?
    LoserPunkerPunk: which are as follows: AFI, gob, gob, gob, NOFX, Sum 41, Lit, Blink-182,Green Day, Box Car Racer.
    LoserPunkerPunk: I let her because it was out and she just started going through them *shrug*
    NFGsInMyCloset: oh
    LoserPunkerPunk: ANYWAYS, she was looking through them and she called all of them except Green Day and gob "emo" and she called NOFX "almost not emo" and then she said one day the punk fairy would come and show me real punk
    LoserPunkerPunk: She thinks she's all hardcore because of her new boyfriend, who's i dunno... in that whole ":hardcore" crowd
    LoserPunkerPunk: ANd like, this from a girl who just started listening to punk this summer pretty much
    LoserPunkerPunk: i've been listening to sex pistols since i was 12!
    NFGsInMyCloset: oh dear God, geez, it's what you think, not what you listen to
    LoserPunkerPunk: i mean, i listened to the pistols before i even knew who rancid were......... and then..... argh........
    LoserPunkerPunk: she pisses me off
    LoserPunkerPunk: ANYWAYS
    LoserPunkerPunk: that's my rant for the day
    NFGsInMyCloset: oh well. people will be like that.
    LoserPunkerPunk: yep
    NFGsInMyCloset: my lollipop is stuck to my teeth
    LoserPunkerPunk: but at leats i have the knowledge that she'll probably get aids and die
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: oh is that fun for you?
    NFGsInMyCloset: not really
    LoserPunkerPunk: i have somethign stuck in my teeth
    LoserPunkerPunk: i think
    LoserPunkerPunk: maybe i just need tobrush my teetj
    LoserPunkerPunk: *teeth
    LoserPunkerPunk: heh, i can type.
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmatthew lillard
    NFGsInMyCloset: uh, okay
    LoserPunkerPunk: sorry...... watchign 13 ghosts, which has matthew lillard and um he looks hot in it
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: and shannon elisabeth is a shitty actress, in my professional opinion.
    LoserPunkerPunk: or maybe this is just a shitty script
    LoserPunkerPunk: probably both.....
    NFGsInMyCloset: maybe
    LoserPunkerPunk: then again, horror movie acting..... typically not the best
    LoserPunkerPunk: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MISTER GHOSTIE! JUST LET ME PULL MY SHIRT A LITTLE LOWER FIRST! AHHHHHHHH!
    LoserPunkerPunk: *scoff*
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: godamn i've been waiting for twenty minutes for this page to load
    LoserPunkerPunk: stupid webbernet
    NFGsInMyCloset: **shrugs** there's only so much you can do
    LoserPunkerPunk: yeah
    LoserPunkerPunk: liek wait here desperately
    NFGsInMyCloset: or minimize the window and do something else
    LoserPunkerPunk: hey it loaded!
    LoserPunkerPunk: *dances*
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk signed off at 4:22:09 PM.
    LoserPunkerPunk signed on at 4:25:20 PM.
    LoserPunkerPunk: my computer is the devil.
    NFGsInMyCloset: I know what you mean.
    LoserPunkerPunk: grawr
    LoserPunkerPunk: ooooh FONT CHANGE!
    NFGsInMyCloset: **oh, so magical**
    LoserPunkerPunk: yep
    LoserPunkerPunk: it surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre isssssssssss
    LoserPunkerPunk: ooooooooooooh BIG WRITING!
    LoserPunkerPunk: heh heh
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: *shifty eyes* i'm mature.....
    NFGsInMyCloset: **snort**
    NFGsInMyCloset: i am too
    LoserPunkerPunk: yes
    LoserPunkerPunk: we both are
    LoserPunkerPunk: very mature
    LoserPunkerPunk: *shifty eyes*
    LoserPunkerPunk: *cough*
    LoserPunkerPunk: *whistling*
    NFGsInMyCloset: the stick of my lollipop broke off. I almost broke my teeth trying to get it off.
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol lovely
    LoserPunkerPunk: punk in drublic
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: seriously, hwo can you consider nofx more emo than green day......
    LoserPunkerPunk: what teh fucking hell
    LoserPunkerPunk: *mumble grumble*
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol. that just shows you how much she knows about emo
    LoserPunkerPunk: i'm punk in drublic, but who shives a git anyways, i mean, like go buck a fuffalo in by mackyard and see if i shive a git
    NFGsInMyCloset: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: mmmmmmmmmmmm gocolate is chood
    NFGsInMyCloset: he he
    LoserPunkerPunk: sooooo fow's the hamily?
    NFGsInMyCloset: sister is watching TV, mom at work, dad at work, (at their house) aunt retiling her living room, cousin probably taking the nap for he is a nine month old
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol
    LoserPunkerPunk: i'll re bight back.....
    NFGsInMyCloset: ok
    LoserPunkerPunk: sorry, tad ho get come soke
    NFGsInMyCloset: I need to get something to drink, too, anyways, brb
    LoserPunkerPunk: kk
    NFGsInMyCloset: well, my sister drank all the pepsi, so water will have to do.
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol shittyy
    NFGsInMyCloset: sorta hard to drink when you have hard candy in your mouth
    LoserPunkerPunk: lol yeah
    LoserPunkerPunk signed off at 4:56:58 PM.
    Heh. I'm bored. I have nooothiiing tooo doooo... Hm. I'm eating breakfast, corned beef and rice. And potato bit things. I dunno, just eating what my mom gave me. Yes, it finally is Spring Break for us, one week.

    So yesterday we went to Church, home again, aunt Lita's house, home (we were supposed to take a nap, my mom said), then this restaurant, Las Hadas, for my uncle Cain's and aunt Mae's tenth Wedding Anniversary (happy tenth, people!!).

    Slooby. I'm at fandomination.net (or .com, because they have both domain names), trying to avoid twincest fan fiction. Hm. I wonder if Alyssa has ever read twincest filled fan fiction... Hope not...

    Hmm. I want an Easter Kangaroo. Jessica's lucky.

    **a lot later*

    Oh screw it. Too much twincest. Can't avoid them. Yes, yes, I am sick... but once you start you can't stop... really... try it. Well, yeah. If you read one, you get used to it, not much suprises you after you read one or two. Hey, at least I don't write them **shifty eyes toward Canada because Angel writes LotR hobbit porn...** Wait, which way is North again?

    **even a lot more later**

    I wrote MADDEN on my right arm, MADE MAN **ring** on my knuckles, and 41 on my right elbow. Tee hee.

    I have been logged off three times already. Stupid dial up connection. I'm typing all of this up on Wordpad, then copy and pasting later. That's what I usually do.

    I feel weird, I try to concentrate on typing this up, but then I get distracted by my marker tattoos on my knuckles... they're too purple (I did it in purple marker).

    Okay, make the log off list a number four.

    Everyone has toothpick on the tables... we like the shishkabob 'cause the beef has good flavoooor everyone has toothpick on thier TABLES We like the dental flrossss and AAAAAHHH!!

    Sorry, I had a New Found Glory moment.

    Okay, I should probably get off now, more later, bye people.